Did you hear about the phones that got married?
The reception was great.
What do you call a phone made of dumplings?
A gnocchia.
What do you get if you cross a phone with an iron?
A smooth operator.
What do you get if you eat a BlackBerry?
A Bluetooth.
What phone doesn't have a doorbell?
A Nokia.
Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr Onion Rings!
Why don't skeletons have phones?
They have no body to talk to.
